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Fayetteville: Spreading Infection, One Olive Garden at a Time

Oh, well what’s this lovely piece of news about good ol’ Fayettenam?  Hundreds of people were probably infected with Hepatitis A as a result of one Olive Garden employee recently being diagnosed, that’s what!

I just love how Fayetteville only ever seems to creep into the public consciousness when something horribly awful happens…you know, like that time “Spanky the Clown” was arrested for something or another.  Oh it was child pornography?  God lord, WTF, Fayetteville!  Get your shit together.

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