BTYM Back Talk

It’s been a while since we last spoke with By That You Mean’s robo-commenters, and to be perfectly honest we feel really bad. We’ve been neglectful. Everyone deserves a response, even anonymous penis-enlargement spambots from North Korea. So let’s take a look at some of the more colorful comments from the past several weeks.

For the purposes of this installment, let’s imagine a windowless room that is for some reason full of cigar smoke. (Robots smoke, right?) Rows upon rows of identical metal automatons are hunting and pecking their way through mediocre vanity blog after mediocre vanity blog.

“Truth about six pack abs. My spouse and I stumbled over here by a different web address and thought I may as well check things out. truth about six pack abs”

A couple of things: 1) Do married couples commonly browse the internet as a pair, and if so what benefit does that have? 2) Does the wife want six pack abs? I thought women want like, I dunno, some other beverage-metaphor abs. Pinot Grigio abs?, and 3) I’m glad you now know the truth, but what’s the lie about six pack abs?

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Ouch…burn. Sort of true, though.

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Ooh, do tell me about this hyperlink arrangement. Sounds interesting. And thanks for the…compliment…approximately? I’m clicking on the link now, and, yes, these are definitely Home Depot coupons.

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This one’s almost poetic.

“An stimulating word is designer annotate. I guess that you should compose many on this message, it strength not be a preconception topic but mostly fill are not enough to talk on such topics. To the succeeding. Cheers like your American Horror Story: Episode 9 By That You Mean.”

I want to think this robot is a fan of Ryan Murphy’s only good show, but I think it’s more likely just a stock message that’s been passed through a Farsi->French->Inuit->English online translator. Hey, whatever pays the bills.

“check this link, cheap chanel to your friends”

Now this one’s not even trying. Cheap Chanel bags? What do you I look like…hmm, well, I maybe could use a Chanel bag, but gurl I ain’t cheap.

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Presented without comment.

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One thought on “BTYM Back Talk

  1. ok i thought ur comment on my blog was smart and awesome so thanks

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