American Horror Story: Addendum

1120 Westchester Place, Los Angeles

6 Bed/5 Bath

29,999 sq. ft.

Asking Price: $4,500,000

Full description, amended with a few details we think were left out accidentally:

ABOUT THE PROPERTY (AMENDED)

L.A. HISTORIC CULTURAL MONUMENT #666: THE ALFRED F. ROSENHEIM MANSION LOCATED IN COUNTRY CLUB PARK. IRREPLACEABLE MASTERPIECE COMPRISED OF A 3-STORY MAIN HOUSE PLUS A GRAND BALLROOM (FORMERLY A CHAPEL FOR SATANIC BABY-KILLING RITUALS) CURRENTLY USED AS A PSYCHIATRY OFFICE. TIFFANY STAINED GLASS WINDOWS, TIFFANY LIGHT FIXTURES, TIFFANY LEADED-GLASS DISPLAY CASES AND A MUSEUM-QUALITY SET OF TIFFANY GLASS DOORS, IN ADDITION TO POST-APOCALYPTIC MURALS ADORN THIS ONE-OF-A-KIND RESIDENCE. ADDITIONAL FEATURES INCLUDE RICH WOOD PANELING, WOOD FLOORS, 6 VINTAGE TILE FIREPLACES, BEAMED CEILINGS AND COUNTLESS ORIGINAL OWNERS LIVING AS GHOSTS IN THE BASEMENT. FORMAL DINING ROOM WITH ANTIQUE GOLD AND SILVER LEAF HAND-PAINTED CEILINGS, GREAT PLACE TO SERVE CHILLED BRAINS OR THROW ELABORATE HALLOWEEN PARTIES THAT END IN MURDER. LARGE SOLARIUM OVERLOOKING THE BEAUTIFUL, PRIVATE GROUNDS. NEW GAZEBO! BREATHTAKING-QUITE LITERALLY-IN EVERY RESPECT, THIS RESIDENCE EVOKES THE QUALITY AND GRANDEUR OF A BYGONE ERA AND REPRESENTS A ONCE-IN-A-GENERATION OPPORTUNITY. EVERYTHING A CLASSIC MURDER HOUSE SHOULD BE! SUBSTANTIAL PROPERTY TAX SAVINGS THROUGH THE MILLS ACT.

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3 thoughts on “American Horror Story: Addendum

  1. […] BS: Good question. Maybe we will find it listed in LA real estate postings like last season’s house? […]

  2. funnynurse says:

    Tiffany stained glass windows, Tiffany light fixtures, Tiffany Display cases, Tiffany doors, a smoldering baby-girl ghost named Tiffany….

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