With that being said, let’s talk about extorting your loved ones and coworkers with a no-fail fake baby scheme! What could possibly go wrong?
But seriously, (and let’s say you personally for whatever reason don’t see child-rearing in your future but otherwise love and adore the children of others) haven’t you ever thought about how you are missing out on not only time-off and gifts, but also all of the intangible social benefits of being a parent? From priority seating to not needing to look where you’re going most of the time to abruptly ending phone calls to deal with someone/something, there are many upsides to having a child, with the one major downside being…you have a child.
So follow us along on this fictitious journey of discovery and wonder! And by that we mean cheating at life.
As always, we’d appreciate input from the literally 1’s of listeners out there. By the way, we can see you.
P.S. The pictures mentioned in the podcast don’t exist because, well, let’s just say they were a little messy.
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