Poached Eggs, Smoked Salmon, Hash + Bloody Mary
Downtown Atlantic is the lamest place for brunch. J always insists on it because they do eggs and gravy. Big whoop. It’s my fault, though, because I originally suggested it a while ago because their bloody marys are listed as $5 on the website. Much to my dismay, they’re actually $8. That’s quite a discrepancy. The smoked salmon was awful. It tasted like it came from an MRE. Gross. Someone actually sang “Happy Birthday” to a child while we waited. I couldn’t remember the last time I heard that in NYC. I’m such a lesbian.