Oh…girl. This show is a dis-as-ter. But I watch! I must watch! And with another episode of The Real Housewives of New York City comes another installment of BTYM’s Photoshop of Whores. As a reminder, the rules are:
1. Each housewife is described by a series of notes taken during a viewing of an episode.
2. The notes must be translated verbatim into the mockup, which I’ve decided this week will indeed retain all of the previous alterations.
3. A glass of Pinot Grigio is required at all times, both for me and for you.
4. New this week I’m instituting the rule that if you are too boring that you don’t elicit a comment, you’re getting a strike, and three strikes and you’ll be ejected from P-o-W.