Category Archives: Unwitting Poets

OMG, it’s soooo shower up in here.

Hi Mom, on the far away, but there’s no fun at the big crash on 290 then. The traffic is greatly bathtub. So, I mean. I’ll be there by 5. But I have all the stuff, but I want to leave in my office, so I’m gonna go anyway. So anyways, gonna let you know I’m on my way, so. If you could just hangout til I get there shouldn’t be too much later. There’s a precious.

Thanks to K for submitting this!

Bob off.

Hey convenience cancel my phone okay. Next appointment. I don’t have any money. Bob off. What. What up. I’ll go to the.

Gov. Who?

Hello. Well and usually my Governor Doyle.

That doesn’t explain anything.

Hi. This is a test. I think I explained started to start working. Wow what’s wrong with me. Hello, hi.

Local Hawaii?

I have a question about my local HI can I watch the D V D, that’s in my computer. I. P V using my wilco. I will email you this but. And also grid, on Saturday. So, I can’t bye.

If you possibly.

How to get into the apartment and I, may not have a place, statement it is. I would never ask you this is the word. Simmer it emergency. If you possibly it’s a M.

So close.

Hey baby. It is 247 on Sunday and I was just calling to see if we could make some plans for this evening to review tonight. And for me to meet the hamster. Anyway, call me when you get a chance bye.

OK, we get it.

Hey is. Yeah. Hello. Hello. But hello. Hello. Hi.

I also do not want to be contaminated with mercury.

Mike. This Is mom. I’ve a question about bye. What is your mom but her which is broken inside and I don’t wanna be contaminated with mercury. But I did my fried chicken call me back. Bye.