SNL: Jamie Foxx / Ne-Yo

SNLOkay. I am just going to say what we are all thinking. This episode os Saturday Night Live is kind of racist.

Since I am hiding behind a blog and a pseudonym, readers may not know that I am Caucasian. My race makes it harder to explore race and even harder to enjoy humor that plays on racial stereotypes.

With that said, Jamie Foxx seems to think the only way he can be funny is to poke fun at those same stereotypes. From the very beginning his monologue is built around the tagline, “how black is that?” And it is all black from here on.

Enough about my white guilt, onward, to the review!

Best of the Night

Saturday Night Live - Season 38Mrs. Claus: Hooray! Aidy Bryant plays the adult, sassy version of Santa’s wife. Christmas is truly turned to XXX-Mas when Mrs. Claus comes to the SNL Update Desk.

Swavorski Crystals: Three good-hearted former porn stars try their hand at making a commercial for diamond-esque crystal jewelry. This may be the only sketch imaginable where I enjoy both Cecily Strong and Vanessa Bayer.

Charlie-Day-SNL-Maine-JusticeMaine Justice: I include this only because the whole sketch was one long “WTF?” With incomprehensible accents and an appearance by Charlie Day (of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia), this sketch is kind of hilarious. Sure, when looking back on my notes, I see about 6 question marks (Maine? Southern Accents? Fanning? Whatever?), but still.

Worst of the Night

This category involves literally ever single other sketch of the night. I will not provide any links at all because it is a waste of the internet.

jamie-foxx-dylan-mcdermott-or-dulmot-mulroney-sketchBoth Game Shows: That’s right, there were two game-show based sketches tonight.

  • The first was called “Bitch, What’s the Answer” where a black host asks vague questions like “What’s up with Jupiter?” and then berates and intimidates the contestants when they don’t know the answer.
  • The second was about distinguishing between Dylan McDermot and Dermot Mulroney…which, let’s be honest, is impossible, even for our staff here at By That You Mean. This is playing off the research showing that members of an ethnic group have trouble differentiating the characteristics of other groups. Still, this feels kind of racist.

J-Pop America Fun Time Now: Nothing insults the Japanese like dressing up like Harajuku Anime characters. Japanese Christmas is putting a Ninja star on top of a Bonsai tree? Come on. That is kind of messed up. worse is when Jamie Foxx describes his Japanese character tattoos and they are all about his different baby mamas. Ugh.

Tree Pimp: What happens when a former pimp decides to sell Christmas Trees but still acts like a pimp? It makes America Uncomfortable…that’s what.

The Musical Guest

If you enjoy interesting dance moves and perfectly timed choreography, then check out the 1st song of the night (“Let Me Love You”). It started off slow, but the dancing made up for the repetitive lyrics. Avoid the second song (“She Is”) at all costs because Ne-Yo minus the drums, beats and dancers is not a very good singer.

As a side note, I love the song “Let Me Love You,” but I had no idea it was by Ne-Yo. I assumed it was Frank Ocean or Bruno Mars. Was that racist?

SNL: Jeremy Renner / Maroon 5

thumbOh, Saturday Night Live, here we go again.

Jeremy Renner has a face like an old leather sack. It is that grizzled look that makes him perfect for all those hard-worn, deeply-troubled action roles. Like in The Hurt Locker. And The Town. And The Bourne Legacy. And Mission Impossible. You get the idea — he is a badass.  Then why is he on the longest-running television comedy show? Because SNL is an amazing, magical place where dreams come true, and even leather sacks can be funny.

ONWARD — to the review of the show! Continue reading

BTYM Podcast: Episode 77 – Now Hep C Free

logo 2This episode of the BTYM podcast is brought to you by infections diseases, knife skills, and garam masala. Continue reading

The Walking Dead: Season 3, Episode 8 – Mid-Season Finale

TWD_GP_308_0807_0276Hey, it’s Tyrese everyone! He’s like totally an important character for most of the prison story in the graphic novels, so it’s great to see him show up, but who are these other survivors? Zombie food, here’s hoping. Amiright? Apparently they have names. Without seeing the ending yet, we all knew Oscar would die, right? The cardinal rule of The Walking Dead is of course: 1 Black Guy = Enough, 2 Black Guys = Too Many. On to the questions! Continue reading

Glee: Season 4, Episode 9 – Marley Ruined Everything (AKA Something Stupid)

swan-songHere we go again, world, another episode of Glee. Strap yourself in for the 42 minute follow-up of last week’s “cliff hanger” Did New Directions win Sectionals? Will we ever get to see Sue’s retarded baby? Also, is Marley alive?

These questions and better ones will be answered tonight as we sit down with one of Glee‘s writers.

Spoiler Alert: New Directions lost Sectionals. What does this mean, because after a few minutes of explanation and four years of watching this show, I still don’t really know how this works. Continue reading

BTYTM Podcast: Episode 76 – Trap Her Keeper

logo 2Sorry we’re so late on this one. On the other hand…this is free? This is free.

Well the wait was definitely worth it, ladies and gentlepersons, because this podcast is a doozy! We’re talking full-on ridiculous klassy stuff here.

No need to ruin the surprise in the story, so stop reading this and go listen. Continue reading

The Walking Dead: Season 3, Episode 7

TWD_BT_307_0719_0208SPOILER ALERT: This episode of The Walking Dead is full of zombies! And I have questions for them!

I realize this would have been super boring, but wasn’t it possible for Merle to simply ask Glenn where his brother was? And then Glenn would have just calmly taken him. But seriously I really liked the torture teaser. The tor-teaser? (“No, my son, not everything can be combined into a combination word.” “You, you…you shut up and you die.” GUNSHOTS] It not only mirrored the graphic novel version — the tortured captives (which did include Glenn) are in cells right next to each other and can hear what’s happening — but it was also unusually light on the gore. See, you don’t have to show dismemberment to build suspense.  Continue reading

Glee: Season 4, Episode 8 – Thanksgiving

Glee-Homeward-Bound-Home-MP3-ListenJust when I thought I had seen it all…and by “it,” I mean all the previously graduated cast members, I remember that baby mama Quinn Fabray had not yet been back to Lima, Ohio. It seems that a decade of nightly drinking may have damaged my short term memory more than I had hoped. Oh well, onward and forward, to this Thanksgiving reunion episode of Glee.

Tonight, we opened with not just one song, but a mash-up of “Home” and “Homeward Bound.”  The singers were all previous Glee members who appear to have been hopelessly haunting the halls of their high school. Some state they are “in college” or “going to ballet school” or “happy,” but since I never see it, I cannot believe it. Do you ever want to show the spin offs of these characters as you did with Kurt and Rachel?

Woh, what’s with the softball question? I thought surely you’d ask why this Thanksgiving episode had literally nothing to do with the holiday, but OK. Continue reading

BTYM Podcast: Episode 75 – Flaky Friends

logo 2Digging super deep into the BTYM coffers we’ve dug out this hairy little nugget. It’s a podcast about flakes. You know, those friends who say one thing but mean another. Or say they’ll do something but then flake out.

Yep, we sound like tools. But for your enjoyment!

Also, we recorded this like 6 months ago and don’t remember any of the complaints. Plus, no one listens anyway. Enjoy! Continue reading